Trail Running is Better Than...
By: Don Herres
Trail Running is better than Sex because:
- Sex doesn't last for more than twelve hours at a time.
- You can meet new people and develop meaningful relationships during trail running.
- It's easier to explain the injuries.
- You can stop to eat during trail runs.
- Trails don't get jealous of other trails.
- You can freely discuss when, where, and how many friends you were with when you
lost your ultra-virginity.
- You actually want to remember when, where, and who ...
- The only interesting disease to contract during trail running is insanity.
- It isn't embarrassing when people find out you train alot on your own.
- If you need to pee or vomit you can just go off to the side of the trail.
- It confuses the hell out of jealous spouses who can't figure out what they are jealous
of and why it is so much fun.
- Nobody tells bad trail running jokes on prime time television.
- You don't have to hide your copies of Running Wild and UltraRunning.
- You can plan for trail runs months in advance.
- You can expect to get in at least four trail runs in a year.
- It's good even if your running partner goes too fast for you.